Why I Made Money With a Girlfriend and Went Broke Without One
My last relationship ended in early 2023. Within months I went from 20 employees to zero. Third time this happened. I finally figured out why.
I Spend €160 a Month on Dating Apps in Portugal. Here's What Works.
Three years on Tinder, Bumble, and Happn in Porto. Real costs, real numbers, and what actually gets you dates with women you want to see.
The Brazilian Who Performed Her Way Out of My Bed
The date was textbook. The walk through Porto, the kiss at the miradouro, back to mine. Everything went right. Until I realized I wasn't having sex. I was watching a performance.
Why the Woman Who Makes You Work for It Lives Rent-Free in Your Head
She hasn't texted back. She's busy every weekend. She sends a chihuahua gif and goes quiet. And yet she's the one you can't stop thinking about. Here's why -- and what I did about it.
She Wants a Man Who Leads But Won't Let Him
Her profile said she admires men with initiative. Then she spent 3 days negotiating a dinner location. Welcome to dating in 2026.
Why I Date Multiple Women at the Same Time
After years of serial monogamy that always ended the same way, I built a system. Multiple women. Different access levels. Zero drama.
The Spanish Girl From Plano B
We went to Galerias de Paris looking for milfs. We found gilfs. Then I lit a cigarillo and everything changed.
Why I Stopped Lying About Monogamy
I used to let women assume I wanted a relationship. Then I stopped. The results surprised me.
She Ordered the Expensive Wine
I'm sitting in a wine bar in Cedofeita waiting for a woman I matched with three days ago. She's twelve minutes late. In Portugal, this means she's early.